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• 07:11 Music from my i-pod recommendations #1: Jean Dujardin's version of "Bambino" from the flick 0SS117 Cairo Nest of Spies is wonderfully loony. #

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• 06:27 Friday at last. Country drive tomorrow to look @ flea markets... yeah #
• 09:49 Got my first coriander crop from our herbs last night. Had it on a wrap with grilled ham and onions. yum. Food self sufficiency here I come. #

From Twitter

As everyone knows, airports are going to start running people past x-ray machines that make you appear naked. I have two solutions to this. One is tattooing "Fuck All Airport Staff With Lebanese Cucumbers" on your tummy with some kind of ink that's opaque to these x-rays. The other is for all men to slip in to the toilet just before you go through the scanner, have a tug and then walk through the scanner with as turgid a hard-on as you can possibly muster. Take viagra if necessary, it's not for pleasure, it's for freedom!

They'll soon stop using the machines.