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• 15:46 Enjoyed Quantum of Solace. Some of the action scenes were too staccato but Craig and Dench were superb and the Opera scene, terrific. #

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Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach

"They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

• 15:46 Enjoyed Quantum of Solace. Some of the action scenes were too staccato but Craig and Dench were superb and the Opera scene, terrific. #
• 07:19 had a great weekend. Q0S, barbecue, Sal's birthday dinner on Friday night with the girls, watched Lost Horizon (1936) & haz 007 ringtone now #

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